Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Bottled up and Bottled over

Great Green Bottle Flies!



All ill-fated sorts
Who sleep on doorways and in alleyways
Take a stumble to the corner
There's heavenly music played

No more taking recreation
With your dark defeated friend
Those who seek the consolation of the bottle
Never win
(Soap, Soup and Salvation by Maria McKee)

What's up with this song? Who sits around bemoaning with a bottle? An old friend, or your Teddy Bear, sure. But a bottle?

And is it a clear bottle, or a green tinted one? Is is glass or plastic? Glass bottles might have a problem here, because they break easily. Say you're a green tinted glass bottle and your buddy is depressed and bitching about the Cubs losing their 100th game of the season, and all of a sudden he stands up and throws you at a wall! Game over.

Or maybe you are a plastic ketchup bottle. That sucks because you can never get all the ketchup out, but at some point you are considered empty anyway, and then 'poof' you're recycled.

OK, let's get this straight...you are going to run across these people...today! People who collect old bottles. Any old bottle. They're old. They're bottles. They just sit there. They can hold liquids (unless they have a crack). I prefer bottles that are cold, and in the fridge, and hold beer. I collect those kind of bottles.

Actually, February is just hanging around, and being wet and cold and generally miserable. I'm gonna grab a couple friends out of the fridge and go commiserate on the sofa. Yeah, I'm starting to understand those song lyrics, thanks Maria.

Hey, I'm a Bottle
Jump up do follow
Me to my gigs
Kick back that last swig

Hey, I'm a bottle
Unto my last swallow
Come hoist me young Pips
Up onto your lips

Hey I'm a bottle
A freakin' brown bottle
Fancy colored my dear
Not none of that clear

Hey I'm a bottle
Drink me you'll waddle
No if and nor butts
Complete with beer guts

Hey hey. I'm a bottle
Not just any ole bottle
Take me, don't cry, sir
For I'm a Budweiser!

Happy TT, you crazy kids.

Bottle Fly : jpctalbot's photostream, flickr

Budweiser bottle: Downtown Ft. Wayne, 2008.

22 comments:

Alan Burnett said...

Great round-up of all things bottle. And therefore, a great Theme Thursday post.

Baino said...

Wow that was a bit different for you! Always a coldie in my fridge!

Harnett-Hargrove said...

Has everyone left the photo to run to the fridge? Smashing back coldies.
Great meander! -Jayne

Anonymous said...

Liked this one and the different path you set upon, here ;)

Brian Miller said...

i had a bottle collection once in college...

Tess Kincaid said...

Come hoist me young Pips
Up onto your lips?!! You are wacky and I love you.

California Girl said...

LOVE the bottle fly pic and I like the lyrics to her song. February is nasty today. We have rain mixed w/ sleet. Roads are slick.

Betsy Brock said...

very, very clever!

tut-tut said...

hadn't thought about blue bottles. here's to all things bottle!

ArtSparker said...

I still wish it was a leap year, just an extra 24 hours...but I realize I'm in the minority. Here comes the lion!

JeffScape said...

I think your alcohol withdrawals are kicking in again...

Stephanie said...

Nice take!

Jill from Killeny Glen said...

I LIKE this TT from you!

Hmmmm, think I will interpret this as my very good excuse to invite some Pips over and escape the February BLAHS with a coldie!

ratatouille's archives said...

Hi! Tom,
What an interesting (and quite true) song lyrics by Maria McKee, and what a very creative, fun post...Thanks, for sharing and

Tom said,"Happy TT, you crazy kids."

Ha!Ha!...Happy Theme Thursday to you too...Tom.
DeeDee ;-D

Nessa said...

Perfect for a cold wet dreary snowy day. My favorite bottle is a pretty blue and holds some kick ass gin.

One Single Impression - Insomnia

Dreamhaven said...

Wonderful and funny. Happy TT

Unspoken said...

I prefer my bottles to hold wine--red wine. Mmmmm :). Though I often keep a few beers in the fridge for those who prefer them. Nice take on the bottle theme.

P.S. Many of the best stories have a sad ending when all is said and done, huh?

Mike said...

LOL! I prefer a bottle that is cold and holds beer! That about says it all!

Nanc Twop said...

`
'Bottle Fly'? - Ew, yuck!

Ode to Ale? - Oh, yeah!

great finale! ;-)
`

tony said...

Bottletastic!

lettuce said...

hmmm i do like that 2nd photo. certainly wouldn't be the same with a ketchup bottle

Tom said...

thanks. I snapped that in a downtown parking lot...the upended pallet looks weird in the background..and I tweaked the colors a bit.