Showing posts with label big bugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label big bugs. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Driving around town and looking out the window and merely almost nearly existing in Indiana over the winter months is a dreary drag , and OMG ! winter has only just started . Scraping frost off the windshield at every corner as the ice-rain mix frosts a view of the road , i begin to see things that cannot be -- hallucinations of warmer times impinge upon my better judgement and i plop into a snowbank where i reminisce of warmer , happier moments ... ( dream sequence blearily fades in as my goofy face waggles into a mishmash of crazy radiosignalizationwaves )
...when I discovered this golden raintree at Lakeside in Ft. Wayne . The globe came along a bit later and after a chat about the state of affairs of globes ( you know , global warming , globe trotting , globular physics and some other mathematical globlidigook that i'd only understand asleep ) i asked if the globe would pose by the golden raintree blossoms and it said 'yes' . I was surprised to find this raintree as they are something you rarely see around here . In fact , this is only the second raintree i've ever seen in Ft. Wayne ... One was at a friends and it was sitting on the porch having a beer . It was nice that the raintree was there because it was sprinkling out and its branches kept us all dry and kept our wet drinks from getting watered down . The raintree there didn't have a globe with it and wasn't really all that talkative ... probably it was a sullen drunk . As a funny aside , i now have two raintree seedlings in my garden . Isn;t that funny ? Someday i will be able to sit out in the yard and drink a beer with them , and maybe we can invite a globe , too .

...and then i entertained thoughts on a tribe of terrapin :

I think they were laying eggs ! This seemed very strange to me , but i suppose it's all part of life and that kind of stuff -- the noble turtle , some refer to her as a shell-back-creature-from-prehistoric-epochsesis-or-from-a-strangely-different-world , or just a hard-thing or in your case a ( insert your name for this odd animal-like-creature here or where ever convenient ) , seems pretty even tempered to the point of being non-existent ; in fact , turtle-thing may be from another planet : notice the shell ; my theory is that it's a self-sustaining life-supporting capsule , not unlike a flying saucer , that the turtle will travel between the stars in -- so ; obviously the turtle can live for unheard of ages ; many lifetimes of human-types or owl-types or even the especially long-lived forest newt-types ; Shakespeare may have mentioned them (turtle-space-aliens ) in a sonnet, as i believe King Richard had a few intergalactic-acid-revelations .





Enough of alien nature and supertronics : i have decided to put up some pics of big bugs ... this here big bug I actually snapped at Turkey Run in Indiana ... it is hard to take a picture of these big bugs as they flap their little wingy thingys very fast and move and flit and don't sit very still ... see how he is a wee bit blurry ... i believe these big bugs live in another dimension that somehow coincides along with our own , and only an astrophysicist could explain that notion .







These mega-huge bumbling bees love Snapdragons -- which have a vicious bite i warn you -- but i am beginning to loathe Snapdragons for they seed like wild things prowling the wild unexplored undergrowth's . I have taken to picking most of the seedlings , leaving only a select few to flourish in their hue and splendor(isnish) ... they are like a weed , or several .







After he frightened me , i sat down and had a conversation ; it went like this : "Why hello , you sort of surprised me there , Mr. Mantis .""Oh , snick snik , i am sorry , snik . I am looking for a bug to eat , but if you lay very still i could maybe eat some of you .""That is a bad idea , Mr. Mantis , for if you start to eat me then i will surely squarsh you , just as an involuntary action , you know .""Snik snik ... ok , if you see a bug let me know , for i am hungry . Snik . You can call me Bob ."That was all of that because i became distracted by another big bug ....




This big ugly bug should be against the law ... it is way ugly ; but by those standards i would probably be locked up forever myself . See how this cicada is looking at me with its big black eye and thinking , "Gawd , what an ugly big thing ! I sure wish i could lay my eggs in its wonderfully curly hair ! Then i could die happy !"