Showing posts with label Lord love a duck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lord love a duck. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2009

So sorry Sir Isaac

Before the fun begins , here is a nagging question ...
How much of the ocean's waters are displaced by all the ships at sea , and if all said ships were lifted from the waters , how far would the coastal waters dip ?
For that matter , how many gallons do whales and tuna and swimming ducks displace ?
Gives a new meaning to 'Lord love a duck and all the ships at sea' or maybe it doesn't ...
It's cold ...
Jill and Jack fell up a tree
In the days before
We’d learned of lacking gravity
And magnetized the floors.
Steel socks add fascination,
As to nature’s failing laws:
As if the earth’s rotation
Is not what it once was.
Now ponder we how long we’ll last,
Down here in the trenches;
For sure our shoes will long hold fast
As lakes float up the branches.
Peering through cyclopic eye
The trick is to not only just
Hold to a past already tried
But spend days high in Cumulus.
Spark Monkey , he’s a monkey - yeah .
gots a typewriter and digs the ampersand .