ancient Chinese secrets

...so now i can't get
to Omegaworld,
Coffee Messiah, or
the Ancient Sword...
so i'm really hoping to get
this old Compaq switched
out for a newer model later
this week:
until then here's a
silly new bit
and some old doodles. Happy Sunday!

fix up your fixer-upper,

tend to that dromedary's drip,

imbibe daily in dastardly devices,

count your blessing heartily--

but don't drop dainty donuts.

These tidbits gathered from a wee birdy,

a bifurcating biennially binging

blue-footed booby.

Becoming indoctrinated to a self sacrificing

salad of sea bass

one must profess prolifically in spades,

sans sporks, regrettably forgoing prophylactics

for latex-free, syntax-free,

expletive-free condiments.

Actually, a blue balloon ballad becomes you,

so sing out loud, singularly, and

sock standerbys who stoically stare

at your pants--

with a pathetic pink poodle,

as well as peeled whole canned leeches.

Let lazy lactating larches lose leaves

while yellowing llamas yodel

meaningful Mendelian melodies to me:

Xow Chow Xi,

ex Xeroxing exchanger,

Keeper of Ancient Chinese Secret!