Notice to Whosoever feels inclined to Attend.
Festivities for Just Because
begin at the adjustable moment of Translucence,
for the duration.
Bring a hat to share.
Services for the Secularites bounce between
this now that and then
and segue to the Alibi Club
for the bored again Christians.
In the Red Tent a revival intended
for the betterment of the existentially perforated
includes bouncing
plus a dram of quafuel
followed by cinnamon cookies
supplied by the ladies spongebath auxiliary,
bring your own folding chair.
An adjectable piss-off contest
between two opposing community colleges
will be held inside the red lines
near the Scalding Lake of Pain.
Losers take a bath.
See disclaimer form for complete description
of fees, prizes, and a complimentary pass
for one eternity of your choice.
Accordion music by
the gargling Dastardly Brothers,
or if you prefer
the bingo tent is on fire—
cook at your leisure and win
fun, fleeting gifts.
Drops of water catered
by Lazarus
for a mere liver flaying.
Enjoy your stay!
12 comments:
Haha . . I'll take the red tent thanks. Could do with a bit of bouncing!
lol...the bingo tent is one fire...how apropo...and i brought a hat, to share...thanks for the smiles tom!
RSVP-ing: I'll be there!!
Bored again Christians? Oh man. Wish I'd thought of that!!
the committee of the SPongeBathAuxiliary would like it known that cookies are a serious business indeed!
The ladies spongebath auxiliary made me laugh out loud!
"existentially perforated"
on my own folding chair (that has a built-in cup holder).
Happy solstice, and happy holidays to you and yours.
Wishing you all the very best.
Oh, brilliant.
Now I have to find my folding chairs and try to figure out which eternity I want.
I'm thinking the one with the multiple virgins.
Wait, no... how about the one with the clowns who dress up as drunk elephants and dance around singing 'Kumbayah' as the ballistic missiles impact just over the hillside where all the cars are parked.
Yeah! THAT ONE!
...with intermittant virgins; A break from all the explosions would be nice.
I think that you are all punking me?? LMAO!!! Am I really that dumb, or is everyone else a genius?? haha!
I read that book! So entertaining! A book of science history written like a romantic era poem. Very cool.
yup, i'm halfway through; it's pretty interesting!
gotta love piss-off contests
hope i make it time
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