Try something new:
This 2X double entendre
Echolocation vs. ehcolocution
Salve, applied
Liberally,
Or slathered.
It is so specialized,
Percolated in fact
By hand picked mole rats
Strategically dressed
By Alpacan wool junkies
In mauve.
Secretly, then emitted,
Rather secreted properly
Through portal pores and
Reverse squeezed into
Crimped tubes, having
Driven production costs to
Inf-inf + one oh eight.
Tiny indigents hired by
Toothy celebrities expertly
Apply caffeinated logos
With radioactive
Tongue glue--
Please recycle--
Save the earth--
Have you hugged
A whale today? :
Reflective sticky labels
On rolls lifted
Hydraulically
By trained bears
By trained monkeys
By organ grinders grinding
Metallic beardos.
Tour this factory,
Two dollars;
Our ergonomic bullet carts
Zip you inverted
Into pneumatic tubes,
Accessorized in
Packing peanuts
To the very end:
A confectionary ampersand
Gift shop backslash gotcha.