It was a percentage play
Concluding with a punctual demise,
For his cost effectiveness paled
Beside that he failed
In every way intrinsic or other
Though his ornate buttons trajectrally
Shot holes in one over-unctuous
Theory that :
“should another hold fast
And query, a female of
Fine standing would
Appear nonfazed or
In any event should.”
And query, a female of
Fine standing would
Appear nonfazed or
In any event should.”
His usefulness occurred somewhat rarer
As this theorem proved a mortal error
In the field while perfunctory on paper,
And his end, to she, seem’d satisfactory.
As this theorem proved a mortal error
In the field while perfunctory on paper,
And his end, to she, seem’d satisfactory.
11 comments:
...till the gunpowder ran out the heels of their boots.
Charming. I loved this!
mortal errors, they get you every time right in the punctuation...amazing doodle.
oh, thanks artsparker, i think i should have left the ending open, 'cause that was a good one.
It's not a original, it is part of a speech an actor was challenged to memorize, in which the term "High grand panjandrum" first appeared.
thanx...i am so gonna use that word in the continuing saga of Pestilence...i love learning funny new words.
Picturing the ornate buttons bursting on all trajectories...
Really good!;)
Toby is adorable
And that ornate vertical world! Really cool! Aren't all maths baroque by their very nature?
Yours doodles noodle with my mind. A perfect 5 again. I'm running out of cans of corn here, would you settle for beans, or spinach?
Liza, i enjoy also from a can: peas, green beans and carrots...oh and maybe a Van de Kamps pork and bean here and there!
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