Saturday, October 10, 2009

A Friend to the End


Alien Aardvark and Tim in
The defragging UFO,
Furthermore sans credible
polarity, said UFO assimilates
incoming refractory bombardments
Thus creating without the aid of
backlight its own shadow,
Choosing to treat shade as a vassal.
Meanwhile Tim instructs
a minor kit UFO rudimentaries,
And Alien Aardvark demonstrates
A tango, having recently inhaled
Froot Loops, a vast improvement
over freeze dried Martian mush.
At the first, thought bubbles
translate complexly, then cease:
Equivalent to mongrel growling
the meaning becomes inconsequential;
Chasing sticks is much the same
everywhere in the universe.
Apparently Alien Aardvark doubles
as a horse, as is evidenced
by abdominal handles;
Hilarity ensues,
oblivious to repercussions
that the anti-gravity micro-germs
will instigate in trees, organically
raised chickens and locomotion.

12 comments:

Brian Miller said...

fruit loops are better than martian mush any day, but organically raised chickens just may take the cake. tango anyone?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the bombardment was nuclear? I'll take Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch over Froot loops; and sure Alien Aardvark can tango...but can he rumba? Heh, heh...cue ballroom music!

Tom said...

it's more like the dog paddle, without the water.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Sounds kinda like th' Funky Chicken, HA!!!

Tom said...

funky chicken of the sea... funky winkerbean two-step...hokey chicken: put your left beak in, take your left beak out...

Anonymous said...

HA! "Funky Winkerbean"! Is that still around? Haven't read it in aeons-LOL!

...you put your tail-feathers in and you shake 'em all about; you do the "funky alien chicken aarvark tango" and you turn yourself around, then you fall down and pass out-HA!

Baino said...

I knew those artificial colours and flavourings in Fruit Loops would cause Alien Aardvark antics, they have a similar effect on small humans

Tom said...

...yeah, they go cucko for more than coco puffs! zoik!

Dot-Com said...

Ha! The damage of artificial colours *giggles*

Ellie said...

lol what are you on and can I have some PLEASE?!

tony said...

Froot Loops Tango! Bravo!

Reya Mellicker said...

Separated at birth! But reunited.

Or maybe they knew each other in a past life. What a happy reunion!