coming soon to a theatre near ....
It was a sunny day, beautiful for a weekend walk...the 4 yuppy twits gathered their thousand dollar Guchi backpacks and hiking boots into the boot of Dick's Hummer and headed off to the trails...
At the trailhead they geared up and hiked down the path...but Sally needed to pee, and when she took too long to get back, the little group left the trail.... In Search of Sally!
It wasn't long before all were separated and lost, mapless, compassless, clueless...They stumbled over weird knolls and steep ravines...saw strange creatures and odd plants. Oliver's brain was digested by an alieneque sucker plant as he sat on a pocked boulder drinking from his canteen, wiping his sweaty brow. Sally lost her knickers and sunk into a digestive bog. Slurped up, she was forever lost to the group, but living always screaming through mud cake lungs, blinded by goo.
See it, see the terrible end; see Dick and Bobbi hiding under logs to escape the mandibles of the giant buggies locked in a death grip, but ready to give it up for the pleasure of eating soft flesh!This film not yet rated...except GROSS!
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Good lord, it sounds like teatime with Granny Were...
So I take it Sally won't be selling seashells by the seashore, anymore?-LOL! And dig those exoskeletons in the last pic. Maybe they should of had a couple bottles of Ortho, wot?
bed bugs do bite...
when muddy met sally...
final destination 47...
ha. You guys!
Doesn't pay to leave your garden does it? I'm just over the moon because I sustained a mosquito bite on the weekend . .summer's coming! Or maybe it's that my swimming pool has turned into the bog of eternal Stench. Sally could be down there with all the liquidamber leaves for all I know.
I love having English visitors and scaring them to death re bugs and the like lurking round the cornices! Muwahahaha!
Are you sure it was only Oliver's brain that was attacked by the sucker plant?
Mosquito bites, Baino...we went walking thru a nice garden's woods on a short holiday last weekend and were eaten down to the nub! I've just now grown back some of my fingers and toes.
Willow...being brain-sucked, i'm not sure what you are implying...derrrrr.
I like the pocked boulder. Potty breaks in the woods can be tricky for girls. There are many things to consider. I love the pics. The bugs remind me of sumo wrestlers.
OMG. You don't just make up the creatures in your drawings! They're ... they're ... REAL! Whoa!!
That last pic is going to give me nightmares......... YIKES!!
Beautiful images, though and as always I love your surreal world. Not so sur today, though.
Hi Reya; If you look closely, real life is plenty surreal...and a little odd. Nature is beautiful, weird and dangerous! Who first said, 'truth is stranger than fiction'? Thanks for the comments.
Wonderful pics. Great story... line. :)
I'm very adventures by nature!! I got new hiking shoes, clothes and accessories...
Great post Tom!Love what you say about nature!Is quite true!Have a nice week!:)
Nice, and I don't know how, but we've managed to remain unscathed S of U ; )
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