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The Perpetual Everything Will Be Alright device was shipped special overnight in a bright orange peanut vest. The easy zip release engaged with a seamless gearshaft and whirred breathlessly, unfolding like a Martian lander then deployed its bleeping sensor, bathing every conscious surface and some hastily hidden bones in a free upgraded red illumination. Alongside the invoice envelope a diode aperture unwound, glowered and televised Icon Mouse the technician who flashed official diagrams into a magnetic retina--warning; do not stare directly at the ocular corona, this instruction will fade after 30 days--dishwasher safe. The Perpetual Everything Will Be Alright device contacted Central Hookups, happily, and blinked a coded message, then shutdown as one screw and the appropriate video feed cables were sold separately. The despondent buyers pushed down the help/assistance button feverishly eight times in a vain attempt to alleviate a heightened sense of urgency, until depression overwhelmed the lot and they fed themselves through the input slot in a unified retrospective of abject lemming ness. Hey!MeaningCo. refunded the account, less shipping, then repackaged the unit complete with Organic Sentience, backordered, ready to ship, also too with disclaimer--cables to be forwarded separately.