Monday, January 19, 2009

Tom & Dinosaur hand Review !






Hi , fellows all , and welcome to Movie Reviews with Tom & Dinosaur Hand , where movies are discussed rabidly and with much drooling .

Today’s review is on “Slumdog Millionaire”.

Tom “It was kind of cold out, but I guess a good day to see a movie.”
Dinosaur Hand “Not a good day for climbing ladders.”
Tom “Looking at the movie section at first we didn’t see anything really enticing us to leave the house …”
D.H. “Yeah, I was feeling for maybe a cartoon or exploding heads.”
Tom “We settled on this Slumdog movie: sounded violent, like a vicious Al Pacino mob flick.”
D.H. “But it was about Indians and a game show!”
Tom “Absolutely true; who would make something like that up?”
D.H. “I don’t want to give anything away, but it ended sort of funny…what was with all the dancing?”
Tom “That wasn’t really anything to do with the movie, you know.”
D.H. “Did you see me dancing along? I was jivin‘, baby!”
Tom “You were embarrassing me. I mostly liked the kid scenes; cute little Indian kids in the slums and a lot of poo. Gotta love the poop scene.”
D.H. “Gross.”
Tom “btw, not ’Woo woo’ Indians.”
D.H. “What’s ’Woo woo’?”
Tom “The movie was based in India, where a load of people live, mostly in decrepit poverty.”
D.H. “But in a good way.”
Tom “No; bad hand!”
D.H. “I give this movie one ‘Woo woo!’ No explosions, but a little bit of good ‘ole fashion Dirty Harry and graphic poop.”
Tom “You’re crazy; this was Oscar winning stuff…best movie of the year kind of stuff. I give it ultimate ‘woos’ , and when did we start rating movies with ‘woos’?”
D.H. “I like ‘woos’.”

4 comments:

Jeff said...

Most excellent! IMHO, of course.

Tom said...

seriously , really good movie ; and IMHO is what again ? I used to know this ... really i did .

Reya Mellicker said...

I like woos, too. I agree with you, though, not with the dinosaur hand. Fabulous movie.

But I liked Milk even more. Have you and the dinosaur seen it?

Tom said...

haven't seen Milk ... but didn't it get an Oscar nom ? Penn always seems to do a solid act .