Experimenting with Roman Numerals Day XL is one size my better .

me :

Recently i was forced by gnomic militants to admit my lack of self portraiture , hence this post ; an historical event for sure .

First a biography . For this i contracted the only hack writer i know to describe my life in 3 words because i only had three $s in my wallet . He writes good .

example : 'Once I saw there on that ground a toad !'
and another : 'It were a real good toad , to.'

So here's the big three commissioned words -- hope you like :

Tom is good

Full stop not included ; punctuation was extra .

I suppose i could have done the punctuation myself because i have some experience with that , but i'm not much of a do-it-yourselfer .

This is me discussing future projects with my Tyrannosaurus Rex shadow-hand . Sometimes after drinks he slurs a bit and sounds more like a duck ; but then , i have read that birds are descendants of the terrible lizard , so it is nothing to be ashamed of , right ?



Here i am worried that after falling through a black hole i will be squarshed like a peeled grape sliding down the gullet of Cleopatra who is dreaming of ice cream because sitting in a boat on the Nile during the dry season is so damned uncomfortable , and the flies are thick as flies . Is there a better metaphor for the thickness of flies , i ask ?

When in reality , or at least cartoon reality , Stephen Hawking is wrong and a black hole is merely a portal to Dairy Queen --convenient for Anthony since i don't think Double Bubblegum Pistachio Dip was one of the 31 Flavors available to ancient Egyptians .

Actually , black holes aren't even real -- just something i saw in an old Disney movie -- so this is my I-still-think-the -Hadron-Super-Collider-is-going-to-kill-us-all-or-turn-us-into-LSD-induced-rubber-necking-chickens look .