It's true , i heard it on the radio ; some clown was happily screaming , "Happy New Year !"
I think maybe he'd been drinking -- or sniffing the purple markers that he'd been writing 'Happy New Year' all over the walls with .
Come to think of it , he had to have been high ; because later i turned on the news and saw the same guy , you see , i recognized his voice , wearing a Christmas tie and bright pink pajamas dodging Toyota's on the by-pass while trying to scribble 'Happy New Year' on their white walls . He still had the purple marker but it was hanging out of his left nostril . His new implement of glee-infection was a bright orange marker . Of course orange has been shown to cause depression in some people , so maybe he was trying to come down a bit .
I think tomorrow i will be reading his name in the paper under the obituaries , then i will know at least who this lunatic is ... perhaps i'll also find out what this New Year's thing is and why i should be so darned happy about it .
Toodles ; talk at you next year .
2 comments:
In fact, you shouldn't be happy about it at all. The whole "happiness" thing is strictly for the benefit of domestic livestock, who become depressed (and therefore difficult to milk) if they think there's nothing left to be happy about.
oh ... happy Moo year !
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