Again , consequently and so-forth , More Adventures in the Lands of Hobo !
...so , narrowly escaping the cataclysms that had begun outside of the weedy door , i now looked about at my new surroundings , much more serene than those former surroundings that were still ringing in my ears , what with the gunfire and bombs and all .

The door was shut , but a dim light shone from down the tunnel and i could see well enough to be worried once again . The entrance was above me , and the solid door from this side appeared a dull metal , quite solid and maybe locked ... at the moment i was willing to leave it be and worry about making my exit at some future time ; after the battle outside passed for sure .
The tunnel appeared to be bored out by some magnificent huge drill . It was supported with imposing metallic rings at distances of four feet which made it look like i was inside of a segmented worm . It sort of smelled that way , too .
I walked , stooping at every ring .
Toward the light at the end of tunnel .
Go toward the light ...
And there i saw it leaning over a table , poring over some aged and torn documents , a strangely disheveled relic of some sort of bipedal creature , obviously alien as it had hair springing from its ( i can only assume it is some sort of a head ) top , and also a sort of pallid and somewhat porous body covering , mostly covered with multi-colored soft skins . The only indigenous parts exhibited on its person were a forged arm , spiked shoulder protrusions and a mechanical pencil .
Disgusting , and disgusted i felt an incredible urge to slink away , but the thing observed me from its jelly-like orbs , positioned at the front of its head-thing , and it spoke a gibberish . I will not even try to reproduce the gross sounds it mushed forth from its squishy , expectorating oral cavity . Yccccchhhplbbbbbbbblalalala . Yeesh !
Perhaps realizing it couldn't possibly be understood , it motioned with its good arm , the metal one for engineering's sake ! to the documents and schematics at the table top . And a hole opened at its pedestals and down went the creature into the abyss , with no word not even a gesture of farewell .
The drawrings were quite satisfying , but lit tle could i know of their importance ...

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Most excellent! More, please!
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