... and it said .........
... all this can be yours ,
for only ....
this is what early morning t.v. viewing can do to you : ruin your personal optics , transform neurons into moron conductors , create slogs of corpuscular sludge , kill your initiative , alienate your cohabitants , maim your sense of right and wrong , destroy your faith in the world its people and the belief that God exists because how could He allow something so immoral to go on and on and on without sending down an all-new-fangled plague and maybe a big flood , too ? Well , maybe perhaps that will happen next too and also so .
Really , but do i have to give you my phone number or e-mail address or anything ? because nothing free is actually worth it ... or it wouldn't be free ...
...guaranteed satisfaction , or your money back !
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Got rid of the teevee years ago. We are what we eat.
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