I apologize for all the stupid stuff .I've been talking to some people , or maybe they are imaginary people , but they have the craziest ideas about living .
You know how some people will say about other people , "They're kind of different," ? well , according to these people i have communication with , EVERYBODY says that about everybody else .
yea , yea , i know ! It's true . So take a step back and try to look at yourself from some whacko's side of the street and see what they see .
My splenic nerve has been in constant communication with me for 14 years , now . It speaks to me mostly in dark places ; it makes me see fruit bowls in odd circumstances . Sometimes there are monkeys , too , and they are always throwing the fruit into corners and wearing wooden bowls over their heads , so i can never see their eyes .
Also , i'm thinking of trading in my lawn mower for a goat . Not for the reason you're thinking of , though .
Not that i don't care about the environment , or gas prices , or the exercise issues : Of course all those things are imp-ortant.
Here's the best reason : To annoy the neighbors ! The same neighbors who play loud music and let their dogs bark all night and poop on your lawn . The neighbors who party too late and set off fireworks when you are asleep and park in your spot and throw beer bottles over the fence . The neighbors who are unfriendly to the point of not only not smiling and waving and borrowing a cup of sugar , but instead they spew foul language and exude foul odors and steal your newspaper .
I'm not sure how a goat will upset this sort of person , so it's a stupid idea . Never mind .
I like potato chips . It has got to stop . But what is a good substitute for potato chips ? I ask you ; i ask all my friends , all my imaginary earthly cohabitants . What is better than a chip ?
Nothing .
pathetic .. that's all for that .
... these are some monsters that i know . They enjoy sitting and veging and being lit up .
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