This is part nine. Part one begins
HERE.
I was nervous, but I don’t know why. I was made for high
adrenaline stuff like this. Danger never scared me because I knew I would
overcome. Every day in Kenetica I put on the blue suit. I shined my shoes and
cleaned my gun. No one got higher marks at the gun range. I pinned on my badge
with honor, and pride. In ten years I had never failed to get my man.
We had to do it somewhere else, far from Kenetica. Some
place we had a reason to be, like a vacation spot. And we had to keep it a
secret from Barbara. A boys night out, but she wouldn’t like that. She wouldn’t
understand the truth, I barely did myself.
I envied Johnny. His calling was romantic, morally corrupt
maybe, but exciting nonetheless. My existence as a cop? I was good. No one was
better, but it was just law and order by rote. Boring. I needed a thrill.
“These moles have serious treasure, Robert. I’ve been
walking about, in and out of shops, and I know what you can see is only the tip
of the iceberg,” said Johnny. We had talked over the idea one night after I
caught him robbing a jewelry store in downtown Kenetica. He had some diamonds
stuffed down his sock that I didn’t find on him. Johnny had offered them to me,
in exchange for an escape. Of course I didn’t take the bribe, but it got me
thinking. Now we were in Mole City working it out. “There’s a little place on
the edge of town. It would be easy. These moles don’t have any serious
security, and the hatch to the basement was wide open when I went in.”
I was pumped for some action. “We should do it tonight.
We’ll have another couple days here just to hang out, then we leave after the
excitement dies down and no one knows the better. I even found a spot outside
the resort where we can stash the loot.”
“This job is the big time for us, Rob,” said Johnny. “With
these goods we can both retire in style. What is it you’re always saying?”
“You mean, ‘and they lived happily until they were visited
by the destroyer of delights’?” said Robert.
“Yeah. You’re a weird guy, for a cop. Oh, and I know a good
fence for the stuff. Top dollar for these mole doo-dads, but I’m not telling
you his name. You are a cop after all.”
“Don’t forget it.”
We planned it out over beers by the pool, and then that
night we just went ahead and did it.
--
“Now you remember all,” said the leader. It was the biggest
of the moles, but its muscle had gone to flab now that its position afforded it
the opportunity to burrow in deep, and eat.
Johnny did remember. The events of that night over a year
ago were now crystal clear. He and Robert had gone out that night, after the
sun set and the streets were black from a lack of moonshine. In Mole City the
northern lights never shine. And from what he’d seen there was no crazy
wandering cloud either. Life here wasn’t scripted. Everyone was free. Free to
steal. Free to get away with it. Johnny wanted to get away with it once in his
life, and with him this night was the man who always got in the way.
This night they would work together. Good stuff. They had
changed their clothes in the spot outside the resort that Robert chose. It was
behind a sandy hill off the bend of the road, hidden by a rise and trees. The
stuff would be safe there until Johnny could make the trip back and smuggle it
back to Kenetica. They had two black scooters that Johnny had nicked a couple
days earlier. It was only a short trek to the store, which was good because the
old merchant mole would be locking up soon.
The mole was shuffling out the door when they quietly
motored up, and Johnny hopped off his scooter and put a hand on the moles back.
He took the key from the creature and pushed it back inside the shop. It was a
few steps down, as moles prefer to be at least a little bit underground at all
times. Robert was right behind. “Tie him up,” Johnny had said. “I’m going to
see what’s down the hole.” While Robert secured the mole, Johnny sorted out the
right key and unlocked the hatch. He took a small flashlight from his jacket
and shone it down the hole, then backed over the edge onto some old wooden
rungs.
“Hurry up, we don’t want to take more than a couple minutes
on this,” said Robert. He was beginning to get the jitters.
“Relax,” said Johnny. That was the longest three minutes of
Robert’s life. Then a bag came up and landed with a thud, and a splat, onto the
wooden floor. “Shit,” said Johnny, let’s get out of here.” He was soaking wet.
The hole was booby trapped and as soon as the thief had gone down the steps,
water began to rush in and flood the hole. Johnny had barely gotten to the
jewels and gold before he was totally submerged.
“What the hell, Johnny, I thought you said...”
“Forget what I said,” Johnny interrupted smoothly. This
wasn’t the first pickle he’d been in. “Get the bag, and let’s scoot.” The mole
mumbled something, but it was the end of the day and it had taken its
translator off. “Have a nice day, furball,” said Johnny, and he threw the keys
at its feet. “Untie that mole, Rob; we
don’t want the little fellow to drown.” As they climbed from the shop, Robert
looked back and he could see the water bubbling up over the lip of the shaft.
Robert took a step back down. The mole was struggling at the
ties and chattering wildly. There was a mad look in its eyes. He began to take
another step, but then heard a wailing siren and saw lights bouncing off the
corner of a building down the road. “Crap, they’re on us!” he shouted, and he
gave the mole one last look, then turned and jumped up the last steps to the
curb. They both climbed on the scooters and Robert followed Johnny as the
master thief led him away from the crime via a series of side streets that the
mole cops would not have guessed. Soon they were on a dirt path outside the
town on their way back to the resort. Once, a speeding mole cruiser flew down
the highway past them while they laid low in the scrub behind their scooters.
After that they got back on the road until they reached the hiding spot.
“Well chum, we did it,” said Johnny, and clapped Robert on
the back. Robert was stripping from his blacks when he was clubbed over the
head.
--
“We don’t know who opened conduits between universes, but
the door has given us an opportunity. And your space going shuttle Mr. Reparte,
after modified, will provide another.” The head mole explained while his staff
brought out food and drink from nooks in the chamber.
Johnny nibbled on a little cake that was set before him. “This
is good. You moles turn out to be excellent bakers. My foremost question is,
why did you let me or Robert go free to begin with? You had us dead to rights
that first night.”
“We don’t like to murder, but moles have evolved in this
universe to be a communal, social creature. We must have laws, even if, as a
whole, most moles are of one civic mind. Once you stepped inside Mole City, you
adopted our rules. You then broke them. First you stole, which is forgivable
even though you caused stress and damages. Second your friend committed the
ultimate sin by allowing a resident mole harm and possible death.” The mole
halted to shovel a plateful of sprouts into its maw. It then lapped up a bowl
full of cinnamon steeped tea. Steven and Johnny took the moment to sip on their
own tea. Delicious. “Our people thankfully helped the merchant mole to safety
before it succumbed to a drowning. We incapacitated the policeman Robert, who
should have known better, and we captured you, sir, and locked you up for a
time to interrogate and program you,” the mole said to Johnny.
“Believe me, Robert
did suffer from that night,” said Johnny. “Maybe it doesn’t rectify everything,
but after what we did he was never the same person. And his attitude pretty
much affected everyone around him. His wife is quite the mess now, because of
what I allowed to happen here.”
“How did you moles orchestrate this whole affair?” asked
Steven Reparte, who now had a part in the thing. His shuttle was involved.
“It was quite simple,” the mole said, shifting its attention
to the astronaut. “We worked it out backwards, hoping for the result that we
have now. Shall I explain it? Fine. The crime turned out to be a blessing, for
it led to these proceedings. After the interrogation, we learned of the
specifics, and then allowed both of the criminals to return free to their home,
Kenetica.
“We had every intention of exacting revenge upon the perpetrators,
especially the police officer who left an innocent to die, only to save
himself. Most inappropriate for a man of his station – such a disappointment.
We deemed it only fair that his accomplice be the one to carry out the
sentence. You, Johnny, were the executioner. Thank you, and now you are free to
go live your life. Although it sounds like there may be issues to deal with at
home.”
Steven was confused. “I still don’t get it. How did you get
Johnny to pull the trigger?”
The mole relaxed now with a pungent cigar made up of woven
tree roots. It had offered smaller ones to the humans, but they declined. “Do
you know how your northern lights in Kenetica work? They are low orbiting grids
that illuminate only your allocation. Digipost units, I believe you might call
them? Well, we hacked into them, and with the programming installed from Johnny’s
immediate capture and release we triggered the event.”
“I always thought the lights were a natural occurrence,”
said Johnny.
“Now you will see them and always be reminded of life and
death.”
“Why don’t you just kill me, too? I deserve it as much as
Robert, probably more,” said Johnny.
The mole munched on a cake distractedly. “Perhaps. But you
will live, and make of it what you will. Just stay out of Mole City.”
“And what of me, and my shuttle?” asked the astronaut.
Steven had lost his appetite.
“Your universe has become a gateway of sorts. Some
benevolent beings installed a whole series of doorways within the reaches of
your solar system, and we intend on exploring them with colonization in mind,
of course. And there is Earth, too.”
“No…”
“Be assured, we intend no harm. But there is an orbiting
rock near your world. #22 I think you call it, captured and installed there by
your astronaut people. It will be ours, and forays into your world are a possibility,
though we will make all efforts to assimilate peacefully. We are mostly
nocturnal and like to stay below ground.”
“Good gods,” said Steven. This was the worst possible
outcome from a simple neighborly heist. He punched Johnny in the arm. “This
will not go well for you.”
The mole chuckled. “Oh come now, Mr. Reparte.” It skewered
an orange on one of its sharp nails and sucked it whole into its mouth. “No one
in Kenetica will ever know. Not of any of this.” It motioned to some guard moles
stationed behind. “Take this one for programming, and release him back to the
outer city. There will be a scooter there for your pleasure, Johnny. Have a
good life, if you can manage.”
“And what of me?” asked the astronaut. His mouth had gone
dry.
“You are going on a trip, sir.” The mole made a grand
gesture, and the entire chamber lit up exposing the towers and grand statue reproductions
of Steven’s home planet. “Bon voyage!”
The end – of the
world as we know it.
p.s. This story has taken elements from two old stories I wrote for the Tenth Daughter: The Science of Romance (2011) and Cross your Eyes and Sing Hallelujah (2013), both of which I will link to soon. They didn't exactly influence this story, which began under the working title She Was Smoking, but I enjoy keeping most of my fiction in the same, if not a similar, universe.