Showing posts with label holiday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holiday. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
This is something called New Years !
It's true , i heard it on the radio ; some clown was happily screaming , "Happy New Year !"
I think maybe he'd been drinking -- or sniffing the purple markers that he'd been writing 'Happy New Year' all over the walls with .
Come to think of it , he had to have been high ; because later i turned on the news and saw the same guy , you see , i recognized his voice , wearing a Christmas tie and bright pink pajamas dodging Toyota's on the by-pass while trying to scribble 'Happy New Year' on their white walls . He still had the purple marker but it was hanging out of his left nostril . His new implement of glee-infection was a bright orange marker . Of course orange has been shown to cause depression in some people , so maybe he was trying to come down a bit .
I think tomorrow i will be reading his name in the paper under the obituaries , then i will know at least who this lunatic is ... perhaps i'll also find out what this New Year's thing is and why i should be so darned happy about it .
Toodles ; talk at you next year .
I think maybe he'd been drinking -- or sniffing the purple markers that he'd been writing 'Happy New Year' all over the walls with .
Come to think of it , he had to have been high ; because later i turned on the news and saw the same guy , you see , i recognized his voice , wearing a Christmas tie and bright pink pajamas dodging Toyota's on the by-pass while trying to scribble 'Happy New Year' on their white walls . He still had the purple marker but it was hanging out of his left nostril . His new implement of glee-infection was a bright orange marker . Of course orange has been shown to cause depression in some people , so maybe he was trying to come down a bit .
I think tomorrow i will be reading his name in the paper under the obituaries , then i will know at least who this lunatic is ... perhaps i'll also find out what this New Year's thing is and why i should be so darned happy about it .
Toodles ; talk at you next year .
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Experimenting with Roman Numerals Day XXXsix
If you looked up into the sky last night , and if you saw Santa Bug and his team of flying miscreants , and if you didn't slide off the icy road , and if you hadn't just quaffed half a bottle of Zinfandel , and if now you're wondering just exactly what you did see last night in the skies flying over your head , than have a very merry Christmas !
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Experimenting with Roman Numerals Day XX@2(add ONE)
So, the day is here , that special day Thanksgiving , when we all thank the indigenous peoples of our land , the Indians , who have graciously given us the turkey and pop corn . Without all the good stuff we have been given , surely our species would have perished from the earth altogether . And from the noble Indian , we gained our love of feathers , which we wear often upon our head . I am wearing my feather today . It tickles my nose , i believe i need to iron it , or starch it ... my feather droopeth . And from the great Indian we have marshmallow jello , it is good to see the marshmallows in the translucent green wiggly foods ... we all love the jello , but did you know that the ever-lovin' Indian also cooked a translucent salmon that was green , and beaver cakes , that were de-boned ? It's all good ... and of course the All knowing Indian was firstly from the planets that orbited The Great Sun , you know , the bigger sun outside of our solar system , that the interstellar Indian traveled from for many moons to reach our sun and give our puny race stuffing and raisins and other tasty goods . So give thanks , especially to our fore feathered friends , and wear your feather in fond remembrance of their greatness ... woo hoo hoo ! Thank you much !
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