Nonsense, nothing else.

Notice to Whosoever feels inclined to Attend.

Festivities for Just Because
begin at the adjustable moment of Translucence,
for the duration.

Bring a hat to share.

Services for the Secularites bounce between
this now that and then
and segue to the Alibi Club
for the bored again Christians.

In the Red Tent a revival intended
for the betterment of the existentially perforated
includes bouncing
plus a dram of quafuel
followed by cinnamon cookies
supplied by the ladies spongebath auxiliary,
bring your own folding chair.

An adjectable piss-off contest
between two opposing community colleges
will be held inside the red lines
near the Scalding Lake of Pain.
Losers take a bath.

See disclaimer form for complete description
of fees, prizes, and a complimentary pass
for one eternity of your choice.

Accordion music by
the gargling Dastardly Brothers,
or if you prefer
the bingo tent is on fire—
cook at your leisure and win
fun, fleeting gifts.

Drops of water catered
by Lazarus
for a mere liver flaying.

Enjoy your stay!