Tom: Boredom. We're bored, and look, I hurt my finger!
D.H: Oh, shit. Thanks for not doing that to your Dinosaur Hand!
Tom: Your welcome. Okay, movies. At last count, I think we've watched 12 movies in the last two weeks. Crazy!
D.H: Agreed, and they were just a bunch of flicks that had been on the DVR for awhile. These things needed to be watched. Bad!
Tom: Some of them weren't really good, but I don't think they were bad. Be nice.
D.H: No, I mean, oh heck. Just let's do this. Can I name the movies or what?
Tom: Yeah, we both will. I'll start... First up is Thor: Ragnarok, then Ghost in a Shell, Star Trek Beyond, Annihilation, and Layer Cake.
D.H: Okay. Also we watched War for the Planet of the Apes, Atomic Blonde, Personal Shopper, Kong: Skull Island, Collateral Beauty, The Age of Adeline, and The Girl on the Train. Cheese, that's a lot!
Tom: Yeah, so which did you like best, Dino?
D.H: Why don't we ask Frankenfinger? Hey, Frankie, feeling better dude? Did you like any of these movies? How about popcorn?
Frankenfinger: Franky like meat, and Ding Dong. Me like itches.
Tom: Bad Idea. The movie I liked best was Annihilation. This was a really surreal film. It was thought provoking, and I will go back and rewatch at some point. It was beautiful to look at, too.
D.H: Yow, it was so confusing and sooo ambiguous. What the hell happened? I don't understand. For me, I liked Atomic Blonde. Man, wow! Guns and cars and punching, bloody fist face punching and exploding faces and hand smacking face crunching faces!
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| Atomic Blonde: Face punching fun! |
Frankie: Face face face! Bloody face!
Tom: Somehow I knew that would be your choice. My least favorite of these, I think, would have to be Personal Shopper. It was ok. It was weird. Thought provoking surely, but just too slow paced and low budget... Not a lot going on.
D.H: Yeah. Strange. But there were ghosts. Actual Ghosts! So, not my least favorite. Age of Adeline is bottom of the barrel for me. Below the monkeys in the very bottom of the barrel.
Tom: It was interesting, but not very original. Good choice Dino. Of all these movies, which would you watch again?
D.H: Well, I guess Atomic Blonde, Thor, and Kong. They were violent and funny, and bloody face punching fun!
Frankenfinger: Yeah! Bloody face face!
D.H: I like this guy. Can we keep him?
Tom: I liked all of those. I also liked Collateral Beauty. It was funny and sad, and also thought provoking and original. Will Smith is always good.
D.H: Sure, whatever with provoking thoughts. More movies?
Tom: Let's go!
