Once again, the dynamic duo of film team up to review Movies; they are
Tom & Dinosaur Hand!!!

Tom: Hey Dinosaur Hand, whadja think of the matinee we took in last week?
Dinosaur Hand: Gobbledygook!
Tom: Huh?
D.H.: Poo.
Tom: Well, to our viewers, what we saw was
Inglorious Basterds, a kind of retelling of World War II, and how things might have been different, if things had gone another way.
D.H: ??? Remarkable synopsis there, booger lips.
Tom: You are hostile and non communicative.
D.H: Poo.
Tom: For my money, it was entertaining. There was not as much action as I imagined there’d be, and a lot of dialogue…sometimes it dragged a big with allll the dialogue. With previews and all the movie ran over 3 hours. Oh, and mega subtitles.
D.H: Poop! They were speaking Martian the whole movie…didn’t understand half the words! Gobbledygook!
Tom: Dino, that was German, and some Italian…that was what the subtitles were for…you read them and know what’s going on!
D.H: What? Who reads?!!!
Tom: Oh.
D.H: Yeah, but there was a lot of bullets and some really nasty knife gouging. Sweet!
Tom: Also we rented
State of Play. Tell me Dino, did you like that?
D.H: Zzzzzz.
Tom: Yea, you napped some.
D.H: Did anyone get shot? Did I miss it?
Tom: A couple shootings, but this movie was more about intrigue and government cover-ups and newspaper savvy and stuff like that.
D.H: How ’bout sex?
Tom: Just what I said, and a couple shootings, and maybe a bit with throwing punches.
I liked the movie.
D.H: yea well, you’re a loser.
Tom: This is why I don’t talk to you.
D.H: Next time you need to cut your steak, talk to Dinosaur Foot.
Tom: Listen everybody, there is no dinosaur foot ; that’s just crazy talk…