reviews some stuff all by himself.Dinosaur Hand: Poo on that pesky Tom—all these new movies out, and what's he doing, he's watching Bingo Crosby, or some such silly Christmas wiggler!
Toby: Woof!
D.H: Uh huh. Toby says he'll co-review this one.Toby: Woof x 2.
D.H: This weeks review is Dinosaur Hand Scares the World! Starring...Me!
Toby: wooo fff.
D.H: Action, car chases, punch outs..you name it. I get into it with Charlton Heston; I totally break his nose. Then Clint Eastwood,and his gun back me up – you feel lucky, punk?
Toby: heh heh heh.
D.H: Dang it, your nose is cold, boy! Of course this is directed by Speelieburg and I'm huge...I mean really really big. I eat the head off some guy in a tuxedo! Later in the big 'finally' we go to the ocean and Godzilla and me get into a tussle, and oh man, that dude breathes fire and shit, but I got a fist and wham, a karate chop baby cakes!Toby: grrrr.
D.H: Sweet; and Jaws that big mama shark comes back like a zombie fish, oh yeah, and, oh, the blood! Lots of it. How about that, Toby; the blood, right?Toby: heh.
Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing...what is this? This is a terrible review.
D.H: Who invited you? Go watch your silly singing Christmas movie.
Tom: It's all lies. Why don't you review Harry Potter or something? We saw that, you know.D.H: Aw...I don't remember what happened in it. Didn't they turn into a newt? Or something?
Tom: Never mind...do what you want. C'mon Toby, let's play with your rope.
Toby: weeeeeeeee!
7 comments:
looks like toby is a bucket head.
You get 'into it' with Charlton Heston? That's a worry!
haha baino...err...
Eating the heads off of guys in tuxedos. Doesn't get much better than that? Now is that a period piece or modern? Wanna know if the guys are wearing brylcreem in their hair. Would help with furballs.
(Yes, I had to atleast look up the spelling of brylcreem. I'm not 105!)
Merry Christmas to you and your bunch, Tom. Wish you all the best!
xo
erin
Tobyspeak, I like it!
Jaws comes back like a zombie fish
for a moment, I thought, I'd like to see that! but only for a moment.
Okay,
I would like to see that.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
but if you want to have a big one,
that's okay too.
LOL ~ how does Toby stand you? :)
Merry Christmas..hope you enjoy the holidays!
Hilarious. The rabbit making a shadow hand made me laugh out loud, something prohibited here at the Sisters of the Chocolate Dominatrix nunnery.
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