3, 2, 1...roll intro...
Get off my tail, punk.
Oh Crappy, you're so funny!
Hey kids, it's time for the Crappy the Squirrel Show!
Yay, weeee, Crappy! Yay, clap clap!
Hyuck, hey kiddos, it's me, Crappy! Today we gonna go out into the street!
Weee!
Yea, we gonna play in traffic!
Wee!
With cars, bigass cars with shiny hubcaps!
Ah, lookit that one! Weeee!
Oh, hey Johnny; that was close!
Ah, wah!
All right, all right; let's watch a cartoon...quit goin' on about it, little punk.
Wah!
Roll film...
Two cutesyyyyyy wootsy widdle wabbits is playing in the clover, and jumpin' up and down and have precious cute teeth and nibble flowers, and rabbit Boopi says, “knock knock” and rabbit Gloopy say “whoosit?”
and Boopi says in reply, she say “oh, its a big hungry dog gonna eat you up, chomp chomp” and “oh hahahaha, that a good one, you silly rabbit!” and so it happens in color with rapid eye catchy shaking and splatter.
Hey hey, kiddo, ooh; that was superb!
Aww, no no no. Bad Crappy.
Wah, we is crying, mommy mommy!
Shut up whiny little shits!
Crappy the Squirrel won't be on today, and is being replaced by Fuzzy Wuzzy Pink & Purple Daisy Chains! We love y
ou! We do, we do, it's true! We love you, too!
Get off my tail, punk.
Oh Crappy, you're so funny!
Hey kids, it's time for the Crappy the Squirrel Show!
Yay, weeee, Crappy! Yay, clap clap!
Hyuck, hey kiddos, it's me, Crappy! Today we gonna go out into the street!
Weee!
Yea, we gonna play in traffic!
Wee!
With cars, bigass cars with shiny hubcaps!
Ah, lookit that one! Weeee!
Oh, hey Johnny; that was close!
Ah, wah!
All right, all right; let's watch a cartoon...quit goin' on about it, little punk.
Wah!
Roll film...
Two cutesyyyyyy wootsy widdle wabbits is playing in the clover, and jumpin' up and down and have precious cute teeth and nibble flowers, and rabbit Boopi says, “knock knock” and rabbit Gloopy say “whoosit?”
and Boopi says in reply, she say “oh, its a big hungry dog gonna eat you up, chomp chomp” and “oh hahahaha, that a good one, you silly rabbit!” and so it happens in color with rapid eye catchy shaking and splatter.
Hey hey, kiddo, ooh; that was superb!
Aww, no no no. Bad Crappy.
Wah, we is crying, mommy mommy!
Shut up whiny little shits!
Crappy the Squirrel won't be on today, and is being replaced by Fuzzy Wuzzy Pink & Purple Daisy Chains! We love y
ou! We do, we do, it's true! We love you, too!
8 comments:
Heehee, and you thought mine was creepy?
Mayhem and mutilation yes, no language please.
I shouldn't be laughing at this :)! But you got me :)!! Well done, Tom!
Language worked for me. It was perfect juxtaposition in my humble opinion ;).
See? See???
Methinks Crappy the Squirrel's gonna have some adventures in the future.
;)
Haha sounds like Ren and Stimpy or Pinkie and the Brain . . never can kill too many wascally wabbits! My mother used to tell me to go play with a bread knife? That wasn't very nice now was it?
ha. well, she could have said a steak knife.
fun!
Happy Thursday!
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