Picaro & Barbara, The Musical
Cast of characters:
Movie the narwhale
Picaro, the feral pig
Barbara
The setting:
A wading pool in the Joshua Tree Forest, next to a tree named Joshua.
Picaro and Joshua sing and dance about a twirling Barbara. Movie accompanies the frolicking with his musical tusk.
Picaro: Ciao, baby. Yo llama el Que Pasa Pig!
Movie: Stop speaking Squid. You ain’t doing it right.
Barbara: Oh, but I love Picaro’s atrocious French accent!
Laughter erupts from surrounding trees.
Joshua sniggers weakly and topples due to a violent termite infestation.
Joshua: Ahhhh…
Movie: Hey, what’s his problem? No shade!
Picaro: Ciao baby. Burrito! Asta yo mamma, bueno nachos!
Barbara: titter.
Picaro: Hey, get your own girl, you ******* pigs!
Silence, the irony is too obscure for the trees.
Barbara: Oh, Picaro, you are so vulgar.
She sings of springtime and pollen.
Barbara cries and flings herself into the arms of a waiting Joshua tree.
Curtains close.
7 comments:
clap clap clap!
A cool musical!
Like it very much :)
I bet the film version will win big at Cannes, don't you?
So avante guarde!!
Love this ~
She sings of springtime and pollen... fertile imaginings... titter.
Clicking on the pictures wasn't giving a good result, but i have figured out what i was doing wrong, and now the picture(and future pictures) will show up much larger... phew!
I think if this ever goes to a film festival it won't be Cannes, but maybe Can of Corn...
btw, achoo, thanks.
A Joshua trifecta! Well done,zanemeister! ...Joshua sniggers weakly and topples due to a violent termite infestation...classic by Tom.
Love the setting. I give you 4 cans of corn out of 5.
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