Monday, October 14, 2013

Dinosaur Hand presents...

Dinosaur Hand: That's a jolly good title!

Tom and Dinosaur Hand preview 3 movies!

D.H: Hey, why do I always come second?
Tom: So, Dino; what do you say we preview a couple science fiction movies today?
D.H: I say, whatever.
Tom: Oh, c'mon. We've recently watched few. Go ahead, you can set it up.
D.H: Me? Oh joy. Okay... First is Upside Down, then Dredd (wow powie!), and last and maybe least (ha!) is Captain America.
Tom: Good job. Alright, Upside Down starred Jim Sturgess and Kirsten Dunst.
D.H: Sounds like 2/3s of a law firm. You know, like Sturgess, Grouper and Dunst? I'd hire them, for sure.
Tom: Back to the movie... I thought it was, well, just O.K. The scenery and images were fantastic, and the idea was sort of cool...
D.H: But c'mon already; the concept is outlandish and beyond improbable. It's impossibly stupid!
Tom: The filmography reminded me of Minority Report. Very blue. Nice effect.


D.H: So that's an 'eh'. Next up, and it's a humdinger! is Dredd. Dredd was AllRightByMe!
Tom: Sure, it was good. Sort of a remake of an old Stallone movie, but other than the stolen name, not similar at all.
D.H: Oh wow. Lasers and explosions and all sorts of blood and guts and nasty ass killing and bad guys and the hot psychic chick who never wore her helmet. They never wear their helmets!
Tom: Olivia Thirby. Fine, I get it. Also starred Karl Urban, who is in everything. He gets to star in this movie, and does a fine job. Dredd's not the best I've seen, but these days the sci-fi fare is pretty weak, so I'll give it a thumbs up. Last movie Dinosaur Hand?

D.H: It's about time. I'm ready to go gnosh on some cookies.
Tom: Me too.
D.H: Captain America!
Tom: Indeed. Another super hero movie.
D.H: Yawn.
Tom: That's all for now. We know there have been some other science fiction movies released lately, but me and Dino haven't gotten around to viewing them.
D.H: Get on that, you!
Tom: Hasta la vista,
D.H: Baby!

1 comment:

Brian Miller said...

ha. upside down wasnt bad, but def was not memorable...interesting concept though....reallly would like to see dredd though....captain america i will see with my son so that makes it worth it..