Saturday, January 28, 2012

Sunday Snowday Snickers





















i frogot the punchline. erb

oh, here's a joke i just read somewhere...

A man from the Upper West Side goes to his psychiatrist. The doctor listens and tells him he is depressed and hostile. The doctor suggests a hobby or a pet, something to bring him out of it. The man says he lives in a small apartment; it would be difficult. The doctor says even a small pet would do. After several weeks, the doctor noted improvement, and asked if the man had bought a pet. “Yes,” the man said. “What kind?” “Bees,” he replied. “Bees?” the doctor said, puzzled. “I thought you said you had a small apartment. Where do you keep them?” “In a cigar box,” said the patient. “But how do they breathe?” the doctor asked.

“How do they breathe?” said the patient. “Fuck ’em.”

4 comments:

Brian Miller said...

ha def like that second one...funny...happy sunday man

Thoughtful said...

Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh!
I've never been able to get a universal remote to be universal!

PattiKen said...

Here in the Alternative Universe, we don't have knock-knock jokes and very few cigar-smoking bees. The robots and I gotta go find a power outlet.

Other Mary said...

The universal remote made me laugh.