
oh, here's a joke i just read somewhere...
A man from the Upper West Side goes to his psychiatrist. The doctor listens and tells him he is depressed and hostile. The doctor suggests a hobby or a pet, something to bring him out of it. The man says he lives in a small apartment; it would be difficult. The doctor says even a small pet would do. After several weeks, the doctor noted improvement, and asked if the man had bought a pet. “Yes,” the man said. “What kind?” “Bees,” he replied. “Bees?” the doctor said, puzzled. “I thought you said you had a small apartment. Where do you keep them?” “In a cigar box,” said the patient. “But how do they breathe?” the doctor asked.
“How do they breathe?” said the patient. “Fuck ’em.”


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ha def like that second one...funny...happy sunday man
Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh!
I've never been able to get a universal remote to be universal!
Here in the Alternative Universe, we don't have knock-knock jokes and very few cigar-smoking bees. The robots and I gotta go find a power outlet.
The universal remote made me laugh.
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