Tom & Dinosaur Hand Review

Dinosaur Hand: Ooh, I liked these movies; where did you pick them up?
Tom: I stopped in at the library after dropping one of the kids off for his jazz practice. They had a whole slew of recent movies.
D.H: Ha, you said slew.
Tom: Yeah; let me guess, you really really liked Lucky # Slevin, didn't you?
D.H: hoo! They was dying left and right in that movie! Right is might!
Tom: Are you ambidextrous?
D.H: No, ambiguous.
Tom: I'm always up for a good action flick, and Slevin was pretty good. The cast includes Josh Hartnett, who has a very easy acting style. I've only seen him in a couple movies before, but this is probably his biggest role. I like him in it.
D.H: yeah, he's cool; but Bruce Willis kills everybody! Twice!
Tom: No. And Lucy Liu is here, too. She plays sweet and quirky. Doesn't karate chop or impale anybody. Kind of out of character for Lucy, eh, Dino?
D.H: I say Lucy who? Did I mention Bruce Willis and his big gun?!
Tom: Fine, Willis kills people. Good action movie, see it. Also on our movie list is The Invention of Lying. What did you think of Lying, Dino?
D.H: Everybody was so stupid in that movie.
Tom: Yeah. The movie was funny, some of it LOL funny. I thought it was needlessly raunchy in the beginning, and a little obvious towards the end. Very anti-religion, so if you fear for your soul, then skip this one..I'm sure the Pope has put Invention on his 'naughty' list.
D.H: I don't remember anybody dying. Were there bombs or anything?
Tom: hmmm. I enjoyed it, almost as much as Ghost Town, which also starred Ricky Gervais—he wrote and directed. Rob Lowe co-starred and was typically smarmy.
D.H: Isn't Jennifer Garner a cutie? I think she should have karate chopped someone. Hard. In the groin!
Tom: ! Knock it off, Dino, this was a comedy, not a murder fest.
D.H: Oh! Can we go to the murder fest? Can we?!!!
Tom: ...no such thing. Yet.