Tom: Hi Dinosaur Hand; it's been awhile since we got together for a review.
Dinosaur Hand: To be sure. Ditto. Yeah. Agreed. Phoo.
Tom: Help me to remember the movies we have seen lately...
D.H: I can't think of a one.
Tom: Well, we saw Moon. Oh, Angels and Demons.
D.H: Ooh! Tell me more about the Demons movie!
Tom: Why, you watched it with me; remember?
D.H: No—that was the day you just had to watch Olympic Curling, and that put me to sleep. For the whooooooole day. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Tom: Fine. Angels and Demons was OK. It was better than Da Vinci Code. The book was better, too.
D.H: Who reads?
Tom: Who turns pages?
D.H: Meeeeee!
Tom: If you're into the whole Dan Brown thing, fine; see Angels...Otherwise it's pretty forgettable.
D.H: kind of like curling.
Tom: I like curling!
D.H: Loser.
Tom: How did you feel about Moon?
D.H: The man in the moon?
Tom: Moon was the movie starring Sam Rockwell, and the voice of Kevin Spacey.
D.H: Oh, yeah. The creepy robot. He was sooo mild mannered. And who was the other guy, there were two.
Tom: That was Sam Rockwell.
D.H: No, the other guy that looked just like Sam.
Tom: Yeah. Both guys, the same guy. Both Sam Rockwell. Get it?
D.H: Damn; they can do that? Ain't technology great!?
Tom: What rock did you just crawl out from beneath?
D.H: Mmmm. The slightly greenish one over there. It's very comfortable.
Tom: Sheesh. Anyway, this movie was interesting. Started out as sort of a conundrum, but the mystery was fairly short lived. I thought it would be a little more thought provoking, but it lacked a bit in that department. Too bad, really, because there wasn't much action and the special effects weren't anything too out of this world.
D.H: The two Sams were awesome. They had quite the repertoire going there. Kind of 'hey, who are you' and 'whoa; like you are just like me' and 'Phoo! Hands off my Froot Loops!'
Tom: By the way, none of that was in the film.
D.H: You always spoil my fun.
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8 comments:
Funny, I just finished watching the trailer for Moon about a half hour ago! What a synch!
I think I am still going to keep it on my list.
Never saw Da Vinci but I read the book. Won't be doing either with Angels&Demons.
Thanks for the heads/hand up!
I'll have to check out Moon. Thanks T and Hand!
Tom, you and D.H. really should put together a movie review blog, y'know ;)
yeah, Sub...but then i'd have to watch more movies. ew. lol
nice. second person today that recommended moon...will have to check it out. have not seen angels and demons yet...read the book, figured it would disappoint me...i love me some dinosaur hand
yeah Brian, see Moon if you get a chance. It's not 2001, but it's worth a looksee.
curling is the sport of kings, hand dinosaur.
We are so lucky that you have such an intelligent and articulate hand shadow. Wow. Seriously, I love these conversations.
I don't get curling, except I understand that in Canada during the winter, folks must be terribly bored.
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