How Green is my Thursday?

Incognito Green Mosquito
only fought petty crime in March--
the one month in twelve
infamous for the Leprechaun Marauders!
Mosquito did the talk show circuit
beginning March one
and would every 4th year
spend 2-29 on the 7th floor balcony
overlooking O'Malley's
getting pissed and pissing.
He'd say March was a full month
and 'I like to get my Buzz on'.
IngMo, he was dubbed, started with
local news affiliates
and grade schools,
until the sixteenth—spending
that day taping segments with
Oprah Jay & Dave.
Then on the eve of the big day,
Incognito Green Mosquito
sucked the blood from pretty barmaids.
Dawn brought St. Patrick's Day
that being the moment that
the Leprechaun Marauders
would surely appear!
Managed by Louie Loolu,
proud owner of the Three L's
and every known vowel,
the Marauders donned green
shrank to 24 inches
nicked foamy heads and pinched bottoms.
On March 17th
every man woman and child
is an honorary Irish
so wear green--
if not for spirit, then to avoid
the maniacal green menace
and avenging IngMo,
who flies in, gets bombed, and
barfs incessantly while searching
beneath the stools
of Unbelievers for Leprechauns.

Cheers.