Strange Saturday

This is noticeably odd.

Sure, that’s a fine parcel duck for a mentor,
A finger attachment glued to a point shapely
In some learner’s brain gizmo
Also a mucus receptacle
Collecting overripe naggots,
Leftovers from holidays of past ham and teacakes,
For snide ticklers;
Naggots that collect & fester in the folds.
Over off ramp trajectories a mentor
Recalls the putrid troughage
And resells to
Speeding transitories--
Myopic barnacles that ride for free--
Falling wayward with new old baggage:
Jabs and putdowns
For front line cannon fodder
And children and dogs.

oh, no: is this a cry for help? No, it's a loofah!