Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Theme Thursday : Fish !



My neighbor professed the following to me one day, after stealing worms from my lawn. I didn’t really mind, as I wasn’t planning on using the worms.

She said,
“I was once a fish.”
Then she returned to her home. I didn’t see her again for several days, even though I expected to find her on my lawn every day as I returned home from work.


One morning I woke up early and realized that I had forgotten to take the trash out to the curb for pick up.
Subconsciously I supposed my mind woke me up because inherently I knew the weekly collection schedule.
Or maybe my mind desired another meeting with my strange neighbor lady, the woman I had taken to thinking of as
the ‘Fish lady.’
I went out the back door to grab the trash can and lo,
she was there in my garden turning over
stones and statuary,
I assume searching after worms. She fled from my yard, crossing the low fence
like a seasoned salmon
skipping up a hard current.
I was thoroughly possessed.
For the next few days I went to her door to inquire after her,
I confess I was somewhat smitten
but I don’t know why.
She never answered; if she was at home I never knew. Certainly I never saw her leaving or returning. I missed several days of work trying to sort out the mystery,
and my feelings.
The thought came to me early, and brightened my mood:
a good thing as I was feeling blue about the gills.
It was a hike, but the brisk walk chased away my funk and soon I arrived at the bait shop and purchased a large tin of squirming red worms. To me they looked as appetizing as a slab of beef, highly undercooked.
Take that as you see it,
I was surely confused as to my rationale.
I was invigorated by the return walk, and moved languidly from one side of the walk to the other as I navigated the path, single mindedly making my way to a
certain goal.
Once home, I crossed my yard and deposited the tin of worms on my neighbor’s front stoop, intending to knock at the door then flee to my own domicile. But it wasn’t to be, as
the ‘Fish lady’
without pause threw open her door and pulled my gift of worms
and me
into her foyer.
The exchange was brief but furious and ravenous
and all of those intensely descriptive words
and in the end I left confused but surely satisfied as to my worldly contribution, whatever that was to be.
I returned home famished and ate a pound of raw hamburger.
I was carefree and happy after that, commonly walking the lawn and turning over stones.
Work was a pleasure and I never missed another day.
About 8 weeks later I found myself feeling anxious and began pacing in my living room.
I couldn’t concentrate on the television or the newspaper;
at work I ruined several manuscripts and was admonished frequently
and finally given a mandatory week vacation.
Leaving work wasn’t a problem, but going home wasn’t much of a consolation.
Instead I sat on my neighbor’s grass and fidgeted.
Possibly I had passed out, I believe I was laying face down and drooling,
when her garage door opened up and a small car backed out.
I sat up, and she rolled down her window and waved and
beeped the horn,
then turned into the road and pulled away.
In the back window, lined up along the shagged ledge,
were a dozen glass bowls,
swimming with tiny fish, all fins and tails squiggling in youthful anticipation of the beach.
Off they drove,
I would never see them again, and I heard
a hundred tiny lips
calling out,
“Are we there yet?”

21 comments:

Kris McCracken said...

Man, some dude tries to steal my worms, there'd be hell to pay!

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha- love the doodle..how your mind convolutes!

e said...

Superb contribution to TT! Very creative! Thanks for your note regarding my verse, too!

Anonymous said...

Veeeery interesting! I got "hooked" just reading this :)

Candie said...

Mind and stomach moving!

Squirrel said...

wow, this is good!

mouse (aka kimy) said...

hilarious! delightful and incredibly creative contribution to TT!!!

JGH said...

I bought it, hook line & sinker.

Ed & Jeanne said...

Excellent. I hope no worms were harmed in the making of this fish story...

Skybridge Studios said...

Loved the story and the drawing!

Denise and Tim Higgins said...

wow, that was very creative! I loved it! :D

Baino said...

Oh God is that true or have I taken the bait? Poor little fishes in the back of the car . . the'd cook in no time out here!

Megan said...

This is wonderful!! I have to go back and read it again...

Dot-Com said...

Brilliant! That was absolutely hilarious :-)

Tom said...

kris, i do like having worms in my garden, good for the dirt.
Cinn, u have no idea.
e, i thought your verse excellent!
sub, no pun intended?
Candy, did this give you butterflies?
Squirell, i never could spell squirrel...
mouse, it was fun; i'd do it again!
JGH, another pun!!!?
VE, worms are there to be abused.
SkyB, i'm not very good with fish.
D&T, really, u r 2 nice.; what's the plan for Valentine's day?
Baino, the air conditioner was on.
Did i forget to mention that?
Megan, hope it was as good the second time around, and btw i love your name.
Dot-com, you must be very rich as an entire industry is named for you; can i get a loan?

This Thursday thing is a hoot.

Coffee Messiah said...

Nice contribution and very creative.

Thanks for joining in ; )

Cheers!

Colette Amelia said...

You got me...was this true?

great story telling!

Cuppa Jo said...

Aw, that was so sweet. But why were you anxious? Did you want to go to the beach too?

Tom said...

Thanks Coffee, nice event.
Colette, it was all true except the fish part.
Cuppa, any proud papa would pace the floor, awaiting new arrivals; of course an invite to the beach would have been nice...

Jeff said...

I wasn't fooled, but it sure made me hungry.

Reya Mellicker said...

This is by far the best fish story I've read, by far.

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